this shit sucks.

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Will Arnett on his son Archie’s first day of preschool. 

(Source: arnettandpoehler, via thethirdreel)







“This room, or someone in it, might even be wired with a listening device.”

(Source: kbishops, via thethirdreel)



And now the story of a madman who lost his box, and the one family who had no choice but to let him into their model home. It’s…a very strange show.

(Source: flapperorslapper, via thethirdreel)





This proved a more difficult dramatic gesture than he’d anticipated.

This proved a more difficult dramatic gesture than he’d anticipated.

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changinandhow:

“We do what we always do [for the holidays] — We rent a private jet and go up and then we  call all our single friends and we say ‘ha ha, how does it feel to be  alone at Christmas and then we dump jet fuel into the ocean — but only  where there are endangered species.”

changinandhow:

“We do what we always do [for the holidays] — We rent a private jet and go up and then we call all our single friends and we say ‘ha ha, how does it feel to be alone at Christmas and then we dump jet fuel into the ocean — but only where there are endangered species.”

(Source: goodbyeleadworth, via slacktides)